motdef

INCOMPETENCE: THE OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN WOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAHHHHH DUN DUN DUN DUN
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TRAIN SIMULATOR 2012: TRAINS VS ZOMBIES [CEVO] (DIESEL ONLY) xX360 NORAILSXx [MLG]

Thank you Dr. T. Remington and TrueBlue for the best Christmas Eve presents ever

Also special thanks to Carlego and Ali5tair for being =\[O]/=TRAINBROS=\[O]/=
42 sec.

Syrian rebel causes mass suicide of Jerusalem police force

YOU CANNOT GET AWAY
74 sec.

I DON’T SEE HIM

Five Akçe to whoever brings him down
83 sec.

Assassin’s Creed: DOUBLE WALL HUMP (2012 HD remake)

This video is a tribute to tetsuo9999’s “ASSASSIN’S CREED SODOMY” series. I probably wouldn’t have started this channel if I hadn’t seen it; it definitely opened my eyes to how much humour you can extract from a video game if you don’t quite play it as the developers intended. DOUBLE WALL HUMP is one that really stands out in my memory so I did my best to remaster it in glorious 720p (I would have gone for 1080p but Assassin’s Creed is a horrible port and refused to go above 1600×900).

I also tried out a new encoding method for this video. I got a few artifacts on the HUD but otherwise I think the video quality is significantly better (and thankfully much smaller in filesize than the crap Sony Vegas churns out). Let me know what you think!

Special thanks to NegroTed for gifting me Assassin’s Creed!

Original DOUBLE WALL HUMP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCIPUC_aDGU
tetsuo9999’s channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/tetsuo9999
NegroTed’s channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/NegroTed
105 sec.

DON’T SHOOT!!!!

EZIO AUDITORE FEARLESS IN FACE OF ARMED BANDIT
44 sec.

Assassin’s Creed Revelations touching cutscene

CAPTURE THE INFIDEL
20 sec.

I got the new Assassin’s Creed game

I don’t have words for this
41 sec.

TRAINZ SIMULATOR 12 [[MLG]] PRO NOSTEAM RAILSHOTZ (HD) (KING’S XROSS)

Thank you Moupi for the best Christmas gift ever
29 sec.

[BIG SURPRISE] Skyrim does it again

Collection of footage from Skyrim 1.2, 1.3 and 1.3.10
193 sec.

Skyrim’s AI as of patch 1.2

BETHESDA DOES IT AGAIN
83 sec.

Interacting with the locals of Skyrim

In which I discover how much respect the mages have for cheese
120 sec.

Take caution in the hostile land of Skyrim

Oh look a video featuring Bethesda bugs what a rarity
34 sec.

Skyrim: The Ballad of Todd Howard

This is footage from Skyrim as it was at RELEASE, without the half-dozen patches Bethesda have released since then
109 sec.

Korean military still struggling with “shoot gun” concept

Also, mot.def struggles with “can’t pick up barrel when prone” concept

(I’m beginning to think that Bethesda had something to do with this game)
51 sec.

Street dancing in Renaissance Italy

[Gentle push]
64 sec.

Korean soldier attempts to operate machine gun

and tragically figures it out in his dying moments
24 sec.

Short-term memory loss is a serious problem

DOWN-A-WHY ARE YOU-YOU ARE NOT AL-DOWN-A
105 sec.

Ezio’s most fearsome enemy

ZOMBIES (??????)
69 sec.

Horsemaster

Why did I hire you
58 sec.

AC: BROTHERHOOD AMAZING COMBAT SYSTEM!!! [ultra realism]

This is very silly
30 sec.

Unfortunate facial defect

Locals frightened by victim of waffle maker accident
38 sec.

A day like any other

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

(sorry about the lack of videos, I’ve only really had time to play the odd game of TF2, and since the Manniversary update it’s been crashing every 15 minutes)
18 sec.

no heavy this is not how you capture point

*wiggle*
18 sec.

Mister Jensen needs a new mirror

this is DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION
the song is SEE THROUGH HEAD by THE HIVES
and i KNOW ABOUT THE EMAIL

I really need this mirror; my beard is augmented
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