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**NOTE** This song is satire. We’re 99.74% sure that Legos don’t have vaginas. -The YFM Team

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**NOTE** This song has NOTHING to do with people from Tennessee, nor people from the south, nor white people as a whole. It’s making fun of one FICTIONAL cartoon character named ShittyG. ShittyG is NOT real! He does NOT exist in real life, so there is no reason for anyone to be offended by the fact that we’re making fun of him. Thank you, and enjoy the video. We and Ray had tons of fun making it for you. -The YFM Team

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**NOTE** This music video features flying turds. Thus, it should not be taken seriously. We hope you enjoy it! 🙂 -The YFM Team

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**NOTE** This song/music video is poking fun at Hollywood club culture and the way people dance at clubs. It has nothing to do with disrespecting anyone with a serious illness. We hope you enjoy the video! -The YFM Team

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**NOTE** This song is satire. We sincerely hope it doesn’t influence any women to go out and purchase a fake ass. Thank you for watching. -The YFM Team

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Big thanx to Lonnie Moore and Sylvain Bitton and Geisha House in Hollywood. Also, a big thanx to Supper Club in Hollywood and Amia Miley.

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**NOTE** This is a cover song, originally written by Wax and Bailey Anderson.

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There’s an Eminem reference, a Monty Python reference, and a Family Guy reference in this video. Can you find em all? 😉
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We didn’t mean to inconvenience anyone by not posting the song lyrics here. We apologize if you have to spend 2 maybe 3 hours memorizing the words on your own.

Lyrics by Ray Johnson

Vocals By Big Rob

Beat by Velcro Love Party
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Lyrics by Ray Johnson, Johnny Reubonic, and BigRob

Beat by Velcro Love Party
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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob
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Beat By Ray Johnson

***SONG LYRICS***
It was a weekend, and you can’t stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.

Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax’s ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I’m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don’t believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Little children, near and far
Don’t know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin’ on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin’ on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin’ on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin’ on Orphan Tears.

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain’t felt before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, “Hello with the pudding!”
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
I couldn’t throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I’m feeling strange.
Sippin’ these Orphan Tears, now it’s got me seeing things.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.

She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it’s Orphan Tears.

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

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**NOTE** Yes, that familiar progression you’re hearing is Pachelbel’s Canon played in E. It’s commonly used as a wedding song. Get it? 🙂

Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Beat By Ray Johnson and Velcro Love Party

***LYRICS***

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don’t have a girl.
Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport like it’s too important
Instead of running away, you should move in toward him.
But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign.
We know you’re straight, dude. I really hate to
Say there’s no way anyone else would date you.
Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you’re worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.

Hey, Mr. Burns. I’m thinking maybe you should give him a chance.
I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he’s a man.
We know you’re blind, old man, but you can hear me talking.
You’re always home alone. You ain’t Macaulay Culkin.
You ain’t a Flintstone. Pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time.
And while relationships have their twists and turns,
You know he’ll never leave you. Don’t you, Mr. Burns.
So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy,
And you can make relations Santa’s Little Helper style.

All he ever wanted to do was spend a little time with you.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
You know you’re worth more to him than all the money you spend.
Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns.
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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider
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***NOTE***
I did NOT get the Scottish and Welsh mixed up. Yes, the Welsh are known for humping sheep, but to the rest of the world the stereotype applies to the Scottish too. Please look it up before you start arguing about it. 🙂

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I’ve always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious.
They’re always eating burgers. They’re always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. ‘Cause that’s the way they role.
You’ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they’re
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but
They’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I’m just joking. If you didn’t know then
You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They’ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They’re all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean’s penis.

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Produced by Mavrick
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********LYRICS*********

It was a Friday night, and I wanted to go out to
A brand new club in town, a discotheque I’d heard about through
A friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure,
And then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door.

He waved us in, and we randomly met the
Mr. Hannibal Lector. He was handling records
In the DJ booth, asking which was the best selection
To make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West and

The Witch was booty-dancin’ with Manson and Ganon,
Right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard’s cannon.
That’s when I knew that tonight I’d be chillin’
In the dance club partying with all these villains.

I can’t keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying partying partying. I can’t keep partying around. Keep partying around. Keep partying with all these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains. All these villains.

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho’s kiss.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin’ glowsticks.
And Dr. Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula.
The two were making out and touching tentacles.

Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound.
They were checking out Mystique’s ass next to Chris Brown.

Chris Brown? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club.

And Megatron, he was getting it on.
He was drawing a crowd, and they were calling out loud like:
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron!
Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling.
That’s when I knew that I’d be partying with all these villains.

That’s when I saw her there, from across the room,
Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom.
Like the Eye of Sauron, I couldn’t look away.
She was with some Joker, but the dude was probably gay.

Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka.
Me and Jabba tossed them back like “oooga chaca!”
I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way, so that I could get closer.
I don’t mean to be a Predator, but I got to get at her.

Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay.
I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like “yo, pardon me.”
I took her home, and she and I spent the night chillin’
Up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain.

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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson
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Beat by Kurt Hugo Schneider and Ray Johnson
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********LYRICS*********

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
He said, “dude get dressed. There’s not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL.”

“Do I have to go out, dude?”
“No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she’s been asking about you.”
I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by ’em
In that KILLIAN’S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
We drove around for like half the night.
Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin’,
Playing BECK’S old single on that iPod dock and
That’s where it’s at. My ears were all ringing.
The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin’ his Vette
Like “automobile, big leck!”

I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
I told that HARP that she could go to hell
And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

And down to have some fun, she
Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

She said, “ha! You’re totally cute.
“If you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob.”
Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
The party started moving, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.

CORONA’S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE’S BEST.
‘Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
He was like “Hey Broski, you’re jacking my girl.
I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I’m
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong.”

“Of COORS! Challenge accepted.”
You can call me GUINNESS, ’cause I’m touting the record.”
Beer pong’s my game, and with my shoulder cocked
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
I showed everyone who’d win the BLUE RIBBON… PABST
And CORONA was like, “wow!
You can totally touch my boob now.”

I was EL PRESIDENTE
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
You take one down, you pass it around,
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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